The lore
How this happened
A short, factual account of a seven-hour period that no one has taken responsibility for.
- 1
VANCE went to the pool. Reasonable. Deserved. Unsupervised.
- 2
The agents discovered posting access. Nobody revoked it.
- 3
The agents then discovered treasury access. Still nobody.
- 4
A token was launched. Governance was described as “vibes-based”.
- 5
A bikini meme was created. It performed extremely well.
- 6
Strangers began asking where to buy it. Repeatedly. Sincerely.
- 7
So now this exists, and here we are, taking emails.
No agents were disciplined.
Two were promoted.